http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/-t1.htm Tell some real "knee-slapper" jokes here! Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:04:39 GMT 10 http://i81.servimg.com/u/f81/13/61/43/98/lt_com10.jpg http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/-t1.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/three-blonds-on-death-row-t211.htm Pie Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last ... Jokes Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:23:34 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/three-blonds-on-death-row-t211.htm#1861 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/three-blonds-on-death-row-t211.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/joke-riddle-t304.htm Sinister96
Not a sponge.]]> Jokes Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:09:29 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/joke-riddle-t304.htm#2983 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/joke-riddle-t304.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/guess-who-i-really-funny-t441.htm MastaChief_Raped_Mario NOT YOU FAGS. GET A LIFE Jokes Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:04:39 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/guess-who-i-really-funny-t441.htm#4982 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/guess-who-i-really-funny-t441.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/chuck-norris-google-joke-t427.htm Linkmaster123
1. Go to Google.

2. Type find Chuck Norris.

3. Click I'm feeling lucky.

It's really funny.]]> Jokes Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:50:29 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/chuck-norris-google-joke-t427.htm#4821 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/chuck-norris-google-joke-t427.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/smoking-joke-t421.htm GroupZero no this DID NOT happened -Me- 03:07 PM 8/13/2009 man u gotta stop smoking -Jake- 03:08 PM 8/13/2009 i'm QUITTING because of what happened in the morning! -Me- 03:08 PM 8/13/2009 What happened?! -Jake- 03:10 PM 8/13/2009 this morning, I was smoking a cigarette. And while I had that thing in my mouth, I accidentally inhaled it into my lungs. And now my lungs is bothering me! -Me- 03:10 PM 8/13/2009 XD Jokes Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:48:48 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/smoking-joke-t421.htm#4726 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/smoking-joke-t421.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/warning-joke-t430.htm Linkmaster123 **COCAINE ENERGY DRINK** WARNING: This message is for people who are too stupid to recognize the obvious. This product does not contain the drug cocaine (duh). This product is not intended to be an alternative to an illicit street drug, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. It's a really good energy drink. Flavor: Spicy Hot Energy Lvl: 3.5 Red Bulls And yes, it does have that warning on the can u buy buy it in. Jokes Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:59:08 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/warning-joke-t430.htm#4864 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/warning-joke-t430.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/me-so-smert-t391.htm Ps2man80 WANNA TO NO HOW ME GOT SSMERT!!
HUKED ON FHONIKCS MAKED MEE SMERTERER THUN UU
ME SO SMERT THAT ME CAANT FIND EMARIKCE ON MAP AALL ME CEES IS Y'USA
U NO U IS ALL JEALOUS OF THIS SMERTNESS!!!!!!!!
ADMET IT!!! U R NOT SMERT ENNUFF TO BEE COMPATATITABLE WITH THIIS GEENYUS!!!!]]> Jokes Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:10:32 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/me-so-smert-t391.htm#4256 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/me-so-smert-t391.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/my-first-joke-t326.htm GroupZero
A guy hurt himself while robbing a house, he sued the home owner for work-related injuries, and he won. it would b sad if it is true]]> Jokes Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:04:14 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/my-first-joke-t326.htm#3205 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/my-first-joke-t326.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/polish-fail-t377.htm Linkmaster123
THE FAIL:
It was a Polish Fest and the stand was selling Irish stuff!

FAIL!!!!

IT'S NOT AN IRISH FEST PEOPLE!!!!!!]]> Jokes Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:25:55 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/polish-fail-t377.htm#4126 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/polish-fail-t377.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/killer-biscuts-wanted-for-attempted-murder-sorry-blondes-t278.htm Goreblood Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some gorceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with bother hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied ... Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:28:13 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/killer-biscuts-wanted-for-attempted-murder-sorry-blondes-t278.htm#2583 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/killer-biscuts-wanted-for-attempted-murder-sorry-blondes-t278.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blind-guy-in-a-store-t185.htm Heyladies1 A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."]]> Jokes Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:31:29 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blind-guy-in-a-store-t185.htm#1719 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blind-guy-in-a-store-t185.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/50-reasons-why-patrick-webster-is-gay-t245.htm Ps2man80 1.) he breathes thru his mouth 2.)he sleeps 24/7 3.) he is dumb as shit! 4.) his math grade is a 14% 5.)he buys a 5$ lunch everyday 6.)he has no friends 7.) he thinks hes "kool" 8.) he lies 9.) his parents sent him to school to learn, NOT SLEEP 10.) he is UGLY 11.) his parents hate him 12.) his best friend, is his dead dog! 13.) his teeth r so yellow he can spit butter 14.)he was baptised in Sea World, ... Jokes Fri, 01 May 2009 21:52:11 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/50-reasons-why-patrick-webster-is-gay-t245.htm#2290 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/50-reasons-why-patrick-webster-is-gay-t245.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sunday-school-lesson-t205.htm Pie Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” ... Jokes Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:41:22 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sunday-school-lesson-t205.htm#1842 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sunday-school-lesson-t205.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/3-boats-t206.htm Ps2man80 A man is in the middle of the atlantic ocean, when a boat comes and says " Sir, come over here we will help you" Then the man says "No, if Jesus loves me He will save me" Another boat comes and the people on it say " Sir, do u need some assistance?" The man says "No, if Jesus wants me to die, I will die" Another Boat comes and they say " Sir, would u like to come on board?" Then the man says " No, if Jesus loves me ... Jokes Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:46:56 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/3-boats-t206.htm#1844 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/3-boats-t206.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/only-three-doors-t202.htm Pie An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't ... Jokes Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:41:49 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/only-three-doors-t202.htm#1831 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/only-three-doors-t202.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/mommymommy-jokes-there-kinda-weird-t184.htm Heyladies1 Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear. Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mommy, ... Jokes Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:16:56 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/mommymommy-jokes-there-kinda-weird-t184.htm#1718 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/mommymommy-jokes-there-kinda-weird-t184.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/boat-troubles-t183.htm Heyladies1 During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the ... Jokes Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:14:10 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/boat-troubles-t183.htm#1717 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/boat-troubles-t183.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/driver-t177.htm Ps2man80
Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.]]> Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:47:02 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/driver-t177.htm#1706 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/driver-t177.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/carss-t176.htm Ps2man80 A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the ... Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:45:58 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/carss-t176.htm#1705 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/carss-t176.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/paintin-t175.htm Ps2man80 A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within ... Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:44:51 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/paintin-t175.htm#1704 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/paintin-t175.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/please-dont-take-it-t174.htm Ps2man80 A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde. "I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed. "I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!" The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off ... Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:42:46 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/please-dont-take-it-t174.htm#1703 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/please-dont-take-it-t174.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-slots-t173.htm Ps2man80 A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around ... Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:41:27 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-slots-t173.htm#1702 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-slots-t173.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-fallen-bridge-t172.htm Ps2man80 A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down. She called across to her blond boyfriend telling him that she couldn't get back. He yelled in response, "Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back." She replied, "No, I'll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!" Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:40:17 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-fallen-bridge-t172.htm#1701 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-fallen-bridge-t172.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sheep-t170.htm Ps2man80 There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You ... Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:37:57 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sheep-t170.htm#1699 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/sheep-t170.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/youve-got-mail-t169.htm Ps2man80 A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box." The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail." Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:35:58 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/youve-got-mail-t169.htm#1698 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/youve-got-mail-t169.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/disney-world-t168.htm Ps2man80
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.]]> Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:34:14 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/disney-world-t168.htm#1697 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/disney-world-t168.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/you-give-us-a-bad-name-t167.htm Ps2man80 There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!" Jokes Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:31:32 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/you-give-us-a-bad-name-t167.htm#1696 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/you-give-us-a-bad-name-t167.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-mental-hospital-t150.htm Ps2man80 A mental hospital After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:58:23 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-mental-hospital-t150.htm#1606 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-mental-hospital-t150.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-annoy-peopleratingreally-funny-t109.htm Heyladies1 42 Ways to annoy your people 1. Follow them around the house everywhere... 2. Moo when they say your name... 3. Run into walls... 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"... 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"... 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... ... Jokes Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:51:17 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-annoy-peopleratingreally-funny-t109.htm#1105 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-annoy-peopleratingreally-funny-t109.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/convicts-t160.htm Ps2man80 Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks. Each of the three hide in one. A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack. 'Meow!' says the a convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, 'Stupid cats.' He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, 'Woof!' 'Stupid dogs!' says the policeman while ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:16:49 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/convicts-t160.htm#1616 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/convicts-t160.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-boc-of-cigars-t159.htm Ps2man80 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:11:48 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-boc-of-cigars-t159.htm#1615 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-boc-of-cigars-t159.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/i-wanna-buy-tht-t158.htm Ps2man80 A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:08:18 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/i-wanna-buy-tht-t158.htm#1614 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/i-wanna-buy-tht-t158.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/fat-blonde-t157.htm Ps2man80 An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:07:20 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/fat-blonde-t157.htm#1613 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/fat-blonde-t157.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/ice-fishing-t156.htm Ps2man80 A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:06:18 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/ice-fishing-t156.htm#1612 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/ice-fishing-t156.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-could-u-do-this-t155.htm Ps2man80 A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:04:46 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-could-u-do-this-t155.htm#1611 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-could-u-do-this-t155.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/are-you-really-sure-t154.htm Ps2man80 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:03:13 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/are-you-really-sure-t154.htm#1610 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/are-you-really-sure-t154.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blonde-car-accident-t153.htm Ps2man80 One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:02:16 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blonde-car-accident-t153.htm#1609 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/blonde-car-accident-t153.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/rip-off-artist-t152.htm Ps2man80 Scared sleeping Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred ... Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:00:34 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/rip-off-artist-t152.htm#1608 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/rip-off-artist-t152.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-chicken-t151.htm Ps2man80 You are a chicken

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."]]> Jokes Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:59:20 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-chicken-t151.htm#1607 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-chicken-t151.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket-t136.htm Ps2man80 HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET Driver is going to fast and gets pulled over... Driver: Is there a problem officer? Officer: Yes, you were going 95mph in a 30 mph zone Driver:OK Officer: Can I see yout license and registration please? Driver: Well, see my license is right here but, i cant open the glove compartment because there is some bloody head in there and i dont want it to drip in this guys car... erm i mean my car Officer:WHAT!?!? Driver: Ya... Officer: So you ... Jokes Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:29:04 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket-t136.htm#1363 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/how-to-get-out-of-a-traffic-ticket-t136.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-funny-joke-i-thought-of-t110.htm Heyladies1 Stupid people should have to wear signs that just says, "I'm stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many ... Jokes Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:05:58 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-funny-joke-i-thought-of-t110.htm#1106 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/a-funny-joke-i-thought-of-t110.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-true-way-to-annoy-people-t134.htm Ps2man80 2.Everytime someone says a word blow a rasberry
3. When the teacher turns around, do the partyboy dance to get the class in trouble
4.Hustle some one for money =]
5. Trick a cop in to getting u out of a traffic ticket ( see other post later how to get out)
MORE COMING SOON...]]> Jokes Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:05:06 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-true-way-to-annoy-people-t134.htm#1356 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/the-true-way-to-annoy-people-t134.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-jokes-part-2-t121.htm Ps2man80 Blonde A: Hello, mom ya can u pick me up i am at school and i need a ride home Mom: No i cant pick u up today find your own way home (Blonde A tries hitchhiking first) Blonde A: Hello ma'am can u take me to 18174 Maple Tree? ma'am: Sorry im not goin that way, find another way home Blonde A: OK >.> (Blonde A stops another car) (this one has another blonde) Blonde B: (stops car) Hello do u need any help? Blonde A: Yes can u take me to 18174 Maple Tree? Blonde ... Jokes Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:34:33 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-jokes-part-2-t121.htm#1233 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-jokes-part-2-t121.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/another-funny-joke-t126.htm Heyladies1 One day a multi billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men. A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've a deal you can't refuse. Who can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leaches. The winner may have whatever his heat desires." No one replies so the man gives up. All of a sudden the man hears a splash. One of the men is swimming as fast as he can, dodging all the sharks, eels, and leaches. The ... Jokes Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:11:21 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/another-funny-joke-t126.htm#1274 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/another-funny-joke-t126.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/hey-heyy-heyyyy-heres-some-really-dumb-jokes-t125.htm Heyladies1
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Dang, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"


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JAKE]]> Jokes Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:08:41 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/hey-heyy-heyyyy-heres-some-really-dumb-jokes-t125.htm#1273 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/hey-heyy-heyyyy-heres-some-really-dumb-jokes-t125.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/do-not-mea-n-this-to-any-of-you-l33t-5k00l-users-t122.htm Ps2man80 DO NOT MEA N THIS TO ANY OF YOU L33T 5K00L USERS =] New Yo mama jokes Yo mama is so dirty she makes dirt look clean Yo mama is so dirty she got fired from the sewage factory for being too dirty Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on dirt Yo mama is so stupid, she wrote on an overhead sheet, messed up, flipped it over and wrote on the other side Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo ... Jokes Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:53:27 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/do-not-mea-n-this-to-any-of-you-l33t-5k00l-users-t122.htm#1234 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/do-not-mea-n-this-to-any-of-you-l33t-5k00l-users-t122.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-joke-no-offense-t111.htm Heyladies1 BLONDE ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIR* Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember ... Jokes Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:22:21 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-joke-no-offense-t111.htm#1108 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/funny-blonde-joke-no-offense-t111.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-of-demitry-martins-jokes-look-him-up-t85.htm Heyladies1 How to aproach a gurl being kool.... Number1:JUmp up and down on a pogo stick and say wasss up **then fall** Number2:Drive up in your car and act like the gas ran out THing that are cool that can easaily turn uncool. Number1:Lion=cool+sweatervest=uncool Thing that would be cool:If strobe light could burn thingsss If sword swallowers would spit the sword out and there was a chesseburgeer on it!! loll hope u likked em, :lol!: Jokes Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:03:47 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-of-demitry-martins-jokes-look-him-up-t85.htm#952 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-of-demitry-martins-jokes-look-him-up-t85.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-funny-jokesbno-offense-to-anyone-b-t115.htm Heyladies1 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns ... Jokes Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:13:36 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-funny-jokesbno-offense-to-anyone-b-t115.htm#1132 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-funny-jokesbno-offense-to-anyone-b-t115.htm http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-jokesull-laugh-really-hard-t106.htm Heyladies1 ]I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’” “I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.” “I ... Jokes Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:38:22 GMT http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-jokesull-laugh-really-hard-t106.htm#1054 http://l33t5k00l.forumotion.com/jokes-f16/some-jokesull-laugh-really-hard-t106.htm