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    A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:05 am

    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just says, "I'm stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
    pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

    Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
    side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
    my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
    to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

    I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
    Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."

    I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
    said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes
    ago. Here's your sign."

    Anybody you know need a sign today? :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: RATE MY JOKE 1 is the best 5 is the worst
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:35 am

    failed....i'm deliverling a bridge...!!!lol!


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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:36 am

    RATE ITTTT 1 is awsoem 5 is STUPID
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:38 am

    3
    is only the end part thats funny


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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:27 am

    Well of course the end is the funny part u have to know the storie first lollllz
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:31 am

    wat do u mean by i have to no the story first?
    i read the whole thing


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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:49 pm

    NVM u wrote the ending was the funniest part...so wellll thats the whole point!!!
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Goreblood on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:43 pm

    lol

    yeah u have to know the story first like in my pink cloud joke...then the ending's the funniest part!

    Yeah good joke..


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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  codi#1 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:49 pm

    Goreblood wrote:lol

    yeah u have to know the story first like in my pink cloud joke...then the ending's the funniest part!

    Yeah good joke..

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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:39 pm

    MIKE$ U$ ARE$ STUPID$ and goreblood (chase) is it possible for me to win funiest memeber
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    shut up

    Post  codi#1 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:06 pm

    u r so stupid like yu is
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:20 pm

    Well mike atleast i can spell u idiot!!! :twisted: OWNED!!!
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    nooooooooooooooooo

    Post  Ps2man80 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:08 pm

    heyladies1 its not possible for u to win funniest member....
    I GOT U BEAT =]


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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Heyladies1 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:40 pm

    Dude how i am like posting KING king on the jokes fourm!! SO OWNED
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Ninjing on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:10 pm

    hmmmmmmm

    ⭐ x1

    I had no idea wat i just read?

    sorry -_-'
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    Re: A funny joke i thought of.....

    Post  Goreblood on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:24 pm

    lol :P

    no, codi#1

    it was pretty funny Big Grin

    and Heyladies1, as you know, you do have funniest member :P


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