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    Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:22 am

    BLONDE ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIR*

    Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

    The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

    Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

    Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

    Is it........

    A-Robin

    B-Sparrow

    C-Cuckoo

    D-Thrush

    Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

    "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

    No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

    Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

    Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

    (ringing)

    Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

    Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

    The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

    There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

    Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

    A-Robin

    B-Sparrow

    C-Cuckoo

    D-Thrush"

    Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

    Barbara: "You think?"

    Maggie: "I'm sure."

    Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

    Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

    Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

    Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

    Barbara: "It is."

    Regis: "Are you confident?"

    Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

    Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

    Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

    (clapping)

    That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

    Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

    HAAHHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH EVERYTIME I HEAR IT!! :lol!: :lol!: and no offense BLONDES!!
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:32 am

    lol!!! failed....wow...


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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:35 am

    u dont like it....dude i luv it its so funny and i mad eit up all by myself!!! :affraid:
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:36 am

    i do like it dude..failed is just another of saying lol for me


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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Pie on Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:59 pm

    XD funny ...


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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:39 pm

    yes i know and its funny ot me cuz i made it up bymyself
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Ninjing on Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:37 pm

    really?? :P
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:41 pm

    Swear
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:49 pm

    A VOTE FOR ME 4 MOD IS A VOTE 4 MORE AWSOMER JOKES!!!!!!!! Wink Wink
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  TheRamenDon on Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:38 pm

    *Slaps knee*

    6/10 On the funniness scale.
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Heyladies1 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:35 pm

    Well thank you and lollll....dude i thought your sn was theromengod and romen as in NOODLES!!!!!!!!LOLLLL :lol!: :lol!:
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    Re: Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)

    Post  Goreblood on Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:49 pm

    wow those are pretty good!

    I can tell u made them up, cuz i know ALOT of jokes and ive never heard those B4! Big Grin


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