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    DO NOT MEA N THIS TO ANY OF YOU L33T 5K00L USERS =]

    Post  Ps2man80 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:53 pm

    DO NOT MEA N THIS TO ANY OF YOU L33T 5K00L USERS =]

    New Yo mama jokes

    Yo mama is so dirty she makes dirt look clean

    Yo mama is so dirty she got fired from the sewage factory for being too dirty

    Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on dirt

    Yo mama is so stupid, she wrote on an overhead sheet, messed up, flipped it over and wrote on the other side

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
    Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose
    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection
    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
    Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."


    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
    Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

    Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
    Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
    Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!


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    Re: DO NOT MEA N THIS TO ANY OF YOU L33T 5K00L USERS =]

    Post  Ninjing on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:40 pm

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
    I like this one Big Grin

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