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    HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET

    Post  Ps2man80 on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:29 pm

    HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET
    Driver is going to fast and gets pulled over...
    Driver: Is there a problem officer?
    Officer: Yes, you were going 95mph in a 30 mph zone
    Driver:OK
    Officer: Can I see yout license and registration please?
    Driver: Well, see my license is right here but, i cant open the glove compartment because there is some bloody head in there and i dont want it to drip in this guys car... erm i mean my car
    Officer:WHAT!?!?
    Driver: Ya...
    Officer: So you are telling me you commited murder and stole this guys car!
    Driver: No
    Officer: Really, so then where is the real owner of this car?
    Driver:In a bag in the trunk, i was on my way to bury it... I mean.... I'm right here
    Officer: What!?!?!?!?!?!
    Officer: Open your trunk right now
    Driver: No, i will not open it
    Officer:Why the hell not?
    Driver: I do not want to
    Officer: OK Thats it im callin' the sherrif here
    Driver: OK
    They wait for some time and the sherrif arrived within 10 minutes of the call
    Sherrif: What seems to be the problem officer?
    Officer: Well, this man said that their is a bloody head in his glove compartment, and a dead body bagged in his trunk.
    Sherrif: Oh really...
    Officer:Yes
    Sherrif: OK, sir, can i see your license and vehicle registration?
    Driver: Sure thing sherrif * opens glove compartment and grabs registration*
    Here you go
    Sherrif: Ok everything seems in order here...
    Officer: What, you said there was a bloody head in there!
    Driver:What are you talking about officer?
    Officer:*screams*
    Sherrif: Can you open your trunk?
    Driver: Sure
    *opens trunk*
    Sherrif: OK There is nothing out of order here...
    Sherrif:Officer! Front and center!
    Officer:Yes sir?
    Sherrif: You said there was a dead body in the trunk and a head in the glove comparment....
    Theres nothing in either...
    Officer:But he said...
    Sherrif: I don't care what he said. You called me down here because you said this man commited murder
    Officer: Well, I guess... but...
    Sherrif:Well,because of what you caused, you have wasted MY time and this mans time... have u got anything to say for yourself?
    Officer:No sir
    Sherrif: Well then I guess I'll be on my way..
    Driver: As will I
    Sherrif:Have a good day sir
    Driver: As to you
    *Driver drives off*
    Officer:Sir! That man still had to recieve the ticket for speeding!
    Sherrif: Aw Shit


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    Re: HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET

    Post  GroupZero on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:21 pm

    i heard it somewhere i dont remember


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    Post  Goreblood on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:28 pm

    Wow, that was soo funny XD


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    Re: HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET

    Post  Ninjing on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:07 am

    lol

    EPIC FAIIL!!! :P
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    Re: HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET

    Post  Goreblood on Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:37 am

    XD


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