HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET
Driver is going to fast and gets pulled over...
Driver: Is there a problem officer?
Officer: Yes, you were going 95mph in a 30 mph zone
Driver:OK
Officer: Can I see yout license and registration please?
Driver: Well, see my license is right here but, i cant open the glove compartment because there is some bloody head in there and i dont want it to drip in this guys car... erm i mean my car
Officer:WHAT!?!?
Driver: Ya...
Officer: So you are telling me you commited murder and stole this guys car!
Driver: No
Officer: Really, so then where is the real owner of this car?
Driver:In a bag in the trunk, i was on my way to bury it... I mean.... I'm right here
Officer: What!?!?!?!?!?!
Officer: Open your trunk right now
Driver: No, i will not open it
Officer:Why the hell not?
Driver: I do not want to
Officer: OK Thats it im callin' the sherrif here
Driver: OK
They wait for some time and the sherrif arrived within 10 minutes of the call
Sherrif: What seems to be the problem officer?
Officer: Well, this man said that their is a bloody head in his glove compartment, and a dead body bagged in his trunk.
Sherrif: Oh really...
Officer:Yes
Sherrif: OK, sir, can i see your license and vehicle registration?
Driver: Sure thing sherrif * opens glove compartment and grabs registration*
Here you go
Sherrif: Ok everything seems in order here...
Officer: What, you said there was a bloody head in there!
Driver:What are you talking about officer?
Officer:*screams*
Sherrif: Can you open your trunk?
Driver: Sure
*opens trunk*
Sherrif: OK There is nothing out of order here...
Sherrif:Officer! Front and center!
Officer:Yes sir?
Sherrif: You said there was a dead body in the trunk and a head in the glove comparment....
Theres nothing in either...
Officer:But he said...
Sherrif: I don't care what he said. You called me down here because you said this man commited murder
Officer: Well, I guess... but...
Sherrif:Well,because of what you caused, you have wasted MY time and this mans time... have u got anything to say for yourself?
Officer:No sir
Sherrif: Well then I guess I'll be on my way..
Driver: As will I
Sherrif:Have a good day sir
Driver: As to you
*Driver drives off*
Officer:Sir! That man still had to recieve the ticket for speeding!
Sherrif: Aw Shit
Driver is going to fast and gets pulled over...
Driver: Is there a problem officer?
Officer: Yes, you were going 95mph in a 30 mph zone
Driver:OK
Officer: Can I see yout license and registration please?
Driver: Well, see my license is right here but, i cant open the glove compartment because there is some bloody head in there and i dont want it to drip in this guys car... erm i mean my car
Officer:WHAT!?!?
Driver: Ya...
Officer: So you are telling me you commited murder and stole this guys car!
Driver: No
Officer: Really, so then where is the real owner of this car?
Driver:In a bag in the trunk, i was on my way to bury it... I mean.... I'm right here
Officer: What!?!?!?!?!?!
Officer: Open your trunk right now
Driver: No, i will not open it
Officer:Why the hell not?
Driver: I do not want to
Officer: OK Thats it im callin' the sherrif here
Driver: OK
They wait for some time and the sherrif arrived within 10 minutes of the call
Sherrif: What seems to be the problem officer?
Officer: Well, this man said that their is a bloody head in his glove compartment, and a dead body bagged in his trunk.
Sherrif: Oh really...
Officer:Yes
Sherrif: OK, sir, can i see your license and vehicle registration?
Driver: Sure thing sherrif * opens glove compartment and grabs registration*
Here you go
Sherrif: Ok everything seems in order here...
Officer: What, you said there was a bloody head in there!
Driver:What are you talking about officer?
Officer:*screams*
Sherrif: Can you open your trunk?
Driver: Sure
*opens trunk*
Sherrif: OK There is nothing out of order here...
Sherrif:Officer! Front and center!
Officer:Yes sir?
Sherrif: You said there was a dead body in the trunk and a head in the glove comparment....
Theres nothing in either...
Officer:But he said...
Sherrif: I don't care what he said. You called me down here because you said this man commited murder
Officer: Well, I guess... but...
Sherrif:Well,because of what you caused, you have wasted MY time and this mans time... have u got anything to say for yourself?
Officer:No sir
Sherrif: Well then I guess I'll be on my way..
Driver: As will I
Sherrif:Have a good day sir
Driver: As to you
*Driver drives off*
Officer:Sir! That man still had to recieve the ticket for speeding!
Sherrif: Aw Shit