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    answers 2 everythng gender joke!! there weird..

    Post  Itatchisan101 on Mon May 24, 2010 11:36 am

    What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
    Nudity
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    What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    45 lbs.
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    What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    45 minutes.
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    What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
    Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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    Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can’t stand criticism.
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    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good
    looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.
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    What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
    driving.
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    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.
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    Why does the bride always wear white?
    Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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    How do you know when you’re really ugly?
    Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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    How do you know when you’re leading a pathetic life?
    When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Lets just be friends.”
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    Why did God create alcohol?
    So ugly people could have sex, too.
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    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    “Are you sure it’s mine?”
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    What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
    Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment.
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    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Breasts don’t have eyes.
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    What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
    A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins
    “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”

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