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    Killer Biscuts Wanted For Attempted Murder!! (Sorry Blondes)

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    Post  Goreblood Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:28 pm

    Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some gorceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with bother hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head...

    What happened?: A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making loud noice that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and a man came and woke her up. She talked to him and called 911.

    That's what happened


    BTW: Lisa is blonde XD



    Yeah i did some reasearch on this after GZ showed me it, it turns out to be true O.o
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    Post  Clone Trooper Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:18 am

    Oh this was pretty funny Ashamed
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    Post  Linkmaster123 Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:19 am

    lol
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    Post  Itatchisan101 Fri May 07, 2010 11:45 am

    i've heard tis b4 still funny!!!!!!!

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