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    SOme of Demitry Martins jokes look him up!!

    Post  Heyladies1 on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:03 pm

    How to aproach a gurl being kool....

    Number1:JUmp up and down on a pogo stick and say wasss up **then fall**

    Number2:Drive up in your car and act like the gas ran out

    THing that are cool that can easaily turn uncool.

    Number1:Lion=cool+sweatervest=uncool

    Thing that would be cool:If strobe light could burn thingsss

    If sword swallowers would spit the sword out and there was a chesseburgeer on it!!

    loll hope u likked em, :lol!:
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    Post  Goreblood on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:05 pm

    wow lol


    funny Oh my


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    Post  Ninjing on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:28 pm

    randome but funny Big Grin
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    Post  Goreblood on Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:38 pm

    Big Grin


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    Some more jokes i thought would be funny to say!

    Post  Heyladies1 on Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:00 am

    [left]I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’” :lol!:

    “I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”

    “I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the heck is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’ :lol!:

    :geek: “I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”

    :lol!: “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”


    “I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’”

    “I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls. ‘Leave me alone.

    “I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that’s to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn’t know if someone was stuttering. ‘Yes, hello I’d like some b-batteries.’ ‘What kind?’ ‘B-batteries.’ ‘What kind?!?’ ‘B-batteries!!!’ and D-batteries that’s hard for out of country people. ‘Yes, I would like de batteries.’”

    “I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’”

    “I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”


    LOLLLZ HOPE U USE THEM AND LIKE EM!!!!!! :lol!:


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    Post  Goreblood on Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:42 am

    Heyladies1 wrote:......“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades......”

    That made me laugh so hard XD


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    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:43 pm

    ahahahahha yes....and guys if u want some more Jokes then vote for me as mod!!! Happy
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    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:46 pm

    Heyladies1 wrote:ahahahahha yes....and guys if u want some more Jokes then vote for me as mod!!! Happy
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    Post  Heyladies1 on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:47 pm

    is that a good wink or a bad wink
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    Post  GroupZero on Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:49 pm

    a good one i think


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    Post  Ninjing on Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:46 pm

    lol there all very funny
    BUT
    do you even know wat a mod is?? :suspect:
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    Post  Heyladies1 on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:40 pm

    Welllll............ummmmmmmm.......HER WATCHES OVER PEOPLE ON THE WEB SITE TO MAKE SURE THERE NICE PEOPLE!
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    Re: SOme of Demitry Martins jokes look him up!!

    Post  Goreblood on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:42 pm

    yeah XP

    thats RIGHT

    they do other stuff too, help out admins with new stuff of the forum, get to here all the forum "secrets". Also they have a HUGE job to do with locking topics and stuff >_>


    but yeah you know what one is...


    ANYWAZ back on topic Wink


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    Post  Heyladies1 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:33 pm

    Well i hope people vote for me cuz i want to put up some better and funnier JOKES! :bball:

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